The Virgin Menopause
I plan to have a Virgin Menopause. It’s going to be like puberty in reverse – except I’ll keep the breasts, thanks.
One day my cycle is going to start acting a little erratic and then after a while my periods will stop. And I won’t really notice for a while. And then I will. And I’ll go, “Hmm, that’s that then”.
And this time, I won’t have to tell my mother. I’ll be able to keep it all to myself. Unless I become famous in the next 5 years in which case, I’ll tell you all about it on Oprah.