The Virgin Menopause

By Hot Flash

I plan to have a Virgin Menopause.  It’s going to be like puberty in reverse – except I’ll keep the breasts, thanks. 

One day my cycle is going to start acting a little erratic and then after a while  my periods will stop. And I won’t really notice for a while.  And then I will. And I’ll go, “Hmm, that’s that then”.

And this time, I won’t have to tell my mother.  I’ll be able to keep it all to myself.  Unless I become famous in the next 5 years in which case, I’ll tell you all about it on Oprah.

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