Are you talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me?
In a movie about movies, there’s a scene in Just What Happened where everyone has their knickers in a twist over whether Bruce Willis will or will not shave his beard in time for day one shooting. Bruce, overweight and sprouting a beard that not even a mother would love, has been throwing tantrums about been asked to shave it off. His position being, Bruce is Bruce … no matter how hairy.
The studio threatens to pull out. When someone asks what the big deal is, De Niro explains they just don’t expect a good performance from Willis, they expect “millions of menstruating women to want to have sex with him”.
So there you go, another menopausal symptom, no longer wanting to have sex with Bruce Willis. No wonder he married someone so much younger than him. Give himself more time before she rolls over and says “I’m no longer interested in your willie, Willis”.
Newsflash – I have never wanted to have sex with Bruce Willis – let alone now – so can I delete this from my list of symptons?