Horror Scope
“You will again be left feeling self-conscious and embarrassed this week, this time after becoming the last of your girlfriends to go through menopause.” That’s an old horoscope from The Onion circa 2006.
Remember when getting your period was a big deal and the girls who did not have them yet felt inferior? Left out of some big mystery?
I reckon if such things existed in the menopause world being the last would be seen as the good thing. But, you know, we still don’t talk about that.