Waiting for Menopause
I think I have been waiting since just before I turned 49 for menopause to arrive. And now I am over 51 and no sign yet.
I tell you waiting for menopause is completely boring. And I know I should not just be waiting, I should be “preparing”. Exercising, eating right, taking that Vitamin D.
But hell, they expect you to do that every damn day and that is called “routine” and how boring is that?
So I am tired of it all. I think I will skip menopause completely and move on to Alzheimers instead.